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Lois: Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: Now that's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Wasted Talent

Characters: Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin

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