Peter Griffin: Oh, please tell me this is some kind of practical joke. Like the kind I used to play when I was an intern at the hospital.
[cut away to hospital]
Peter Griffin: I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's going to be a vegetable. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, and care for her the rest of her life.
Guy: Oh my god.
Peter Griffin: No no no, I'm just kidding. She's dead.

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Don't Make Me Over

Character: Peter Griffin

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