Heylia: [playing dominoes] Oh, you poor schmuck, you just played wrong. That’s a boat!
Nancy: Wait, a boat is when the four ends add up to 20?
Heylia: A boat is when I spank this boy’s black ass for thinking he all that with his three switchin’ bitches.
Nancy: Three switchin’ bitches?
Conrad: It’s 15. And a boat is 20. Stop f**kin’ with her, she’s just tryin’ to learn the game.
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