Dr Cox: [Turns to the interns following him] OK that's it. This right here [draws line] is the get hit line. Cross it at your own risk.
Intern: When do you turn nice? This is getting kinda old.
Dr Cox: Never Lesley.
Lesley: He knows my name!
Dr Cox: [whistles] I was just calling you by a random girls name. Listen please, I don't care about any of your problems. I have no answers for any of you.
Gloria: But my boyfriend's bi-curious and he wants me to pick his lovers.
Dr Cox: I might have an answer for that. Eww. I mean come on children, what do you actually think is going to happen here? Do you think I'm going to take you, and sit you down next to me [sits Rex down next to him and puts an arm around him. JD walks in], and say um... Listen, if you need anything you've got my pager, just know that I'm there for you always.
JD: Oh. My. God!
Dr Cox: Newbie...
J.D.: Zip it! I am so gee darned pissed right now. I was okay when you kept me at arms length because everyone said that was just Cox, that's how he operates, and I believed them. Now I walk in on this, this... bi-racial love fest! You know what? I hate to do it but I'm giving you back the pencil. That's right, the pencil you gave me on my third day of work. You handed it off to me like a tiny yellow baton, but you were trying to say to me "JD you are the new me. You, JD, are my mentee. You, are my son."
Dr Cox: What pencil?
JD: Oh that's perfect. That's perfect. You know what? Take it. Maybe you can use it with Rex, or Gloria... or that guy.
Dr Cox: That guy's name is Lesley.
JD: His name is Lesley. His name is Lesley. Your name is Lesley. Alright, good for you Lesley. [Walks away before running back and tackling the intern] LESLEY!!!
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Show: Scrubs
Episode: My Chopped Liver
Characters: John 'JD' Dorian, Perry Cox
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