Movie narrator: Once we collect enough money for fuel, our leader will throw open the doors of the forbidden barn where we will all board our intergalactic vehicle-- rows one through 30 first. Upon our arrival, we will begin our new, perfect lives on Blisstonia, well-known for its high levels of bliss.
Carl: Hey, I don't know about you, but they're not exactly winning me over with these lousy production values here. I'm gonna slip out. [stands up, spotlight is shone on him]
Man on speaker: Uh, you're free to leave whenever you want, but would you mind telling us why?
Carl: Oh, I just didn't, uh-- I didn't think, um-- Oh, it's-- it's pretty good.

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Show: The Simpsons

Episode: The Joy of Sect

Character: Carl Carlson

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