Ted: [commenting on Marshall's Pumpkin Latte joke] Alright, there's only two reasons she'd laugh at that: one, it's the first joke she's ever heard, or two, she likes you! You should totally ask her out.
Marshall: You think?
Ted: Yea! That's why you're not back with Lily, right? So you can experience what it's like to be single.
Marshall: Well, what if the heart doesn't mean anything? What if she writes it on all the cups?
Ted: Mine says 'Ted'. No heart.
Barney: Mine says S..Sw...Swarley. How'd they get 'Swarley' from 'Barney'? Who would ever be called Swarley?
[Marshall and Ted grin]
Barney: Oh please don't start calling me Swarley.
[Marshall and Ted continue grinning]
Barney: This would never happen at a bar! [he leaves]
Ted: Man, what's up with Swarley?
Marshall: I know. You almost never see ol' Swarles get that upset.
Ted: Psshh.
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Show: How I Met Your Mother
Episode: Crazy Eyes
Characters: Ted Mosby, Marshall Eriksen, Barney Stinson
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