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Michael: Our first fight. If this is about what happened in the bathroom, there was no place to cuddle.
Jan: I feel sick.
Michael: You didn't have any of the potato salad, did you?
Jan: You know, we were good when we were just running around, you know? In secret, it was wrong, and it was exciting, and maybe it was a mistake to take it public.
Michael: [choking up] Well, if that's the way you feel, my lady, then you have hurt me greatly.
Jan: Michael, please don't cry.
Michael: I want the house, Jan. I want the picket fence, I want the ketchup fights, and the tickling and the giggling.
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Show: The Office
Episode: Cocktails
Character: Michael Scott
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