Homer: Our next story is Hamlet, by William Shakespeare.
Bart: Dad, these old stories can't compare with today's modern super-writers. Steven Bocho could kick Shakespeare's ass!
Lisa: Look, this story's more exciting than you think! Start's off with Hamlet's father getting murdered!
Bart: Cool! Does he get to marry his mom?
Homer: I don't know but that would be hot!
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Show: The Simpsons
Episode: Sweets and Sour Marge
Characters: Homer Simpson, Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson
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