Kent: [after Homer spills coffee on him] OW! That hurt like a [words are muffled outside the Simpsons house; we go into the house where the pets and the children are open mouthed; Maggie's pacifier falls on the floor; Marge enters the room]
Marge: What did I miss?
Lisa: Kent Brockman just said a very bad swear!
Marge: Which one? [long silence]
Bart: I'll "Etch it-Sketch it" for you. [grabs an Etch it-Sketch-it and begins sketching] Etch-sketch-etch-sketch! [hands it to Marge who gasps in horror]
Marge: [giving it back to Bart] SHAKE IT OFF! SHAKE IT OFF!
Bart: [rapidly shaking the Etch it-Sketch-it] IT WON'T COME OFF!
Marge: [Bart throws it on the floor face down] Where's the hammer?! [runs to get the hammer, returns and smashes the Etch it-Sketch it]

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Show: The Simpsons

Episode: You Kent Always Say What You Want

Characters: Marge Simpson, Kent Brockman

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