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Dwight: With the electricity we're using to keep Meredith alive, we could power a small fan for two days. You tell me what's unethical.
• Vote for this Quote! • October, 30th 2007Phyllis: I'm a Lutheran and Bob is a Unitarian. It keeps things spicy.
• Vote for this Quote! • October, 30th 2007Creed: I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.
• Vote for this Quote! • October, 30th 2007 Angela: Any problems?
Dwight: Well, you left the TV on. And your cat is dead.
Michael: I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October, 30th 2007Michael: Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.
• Vote for this Quote! • October, 30th 2007 Meredith: No, it's not too bad. They have me on a lot of painkillers.
Creed: Oh really, what kind? Codeine, Vicodin, Percocet, Fentanyl, Oxycontin, Palladone? What...
Meredith: I have no idea.
Angela: I have to visit the alchy.
Dwight: Check to see if she's faking. If a car hit me, it wouldn't crack my pelvis. You know what? I bet she cracked it at home. Jumped in front of the car to get some workman's comp.
Angela: I wouldn't put it past her.
Michael: I love my employees, even though I hit one of you with my car.
• Vote for this Quote! • October, 30th 2007Michael: So Ryan got promoted to corporate, where he is a little fish in a big pond, whereas back here at Scranton, I am still top dog in a fairly large pond. So who is the real boss? The dog... or a fish?
• Vote for this Quote! • October, 30th 2007
