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Jim: One day Michael came into the office complaining about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October, 30th 2007 Michael: I was able to be on the scene so quickly... because I was in the car that hit her.
Jim: Who was the driver?
Michael: The doctors tried to save her life. They did the best that they could. And she is going to be okay.
Stanley: What is WRONG with you?! Why did you have to phrase it like that?
Oscar: There is no evidence of intimacy.
Kevin: Are you kidding me?
Kevin: Are you kidding me? Jim and Pam are totally hooking up. All they do is smile.
• Vote for this Quote! • October, 30th 2007Michael: I did not get the job in New York. But I got the real prize - domestic bliss.
• Vote for this Quote! • October, 30th 2007 Tracy: No, Dad! Don't die! I love you Dad! I don't wanna dogfight no more!
Jack (normal voice): Tracy that's it! That's it!
Tracy (to therapist): Thank you for showing me there really is love in my family after all. And I need to stay the hell away from them. (to Jack) Donaghy, you're the only family I need, Jackie D.
Jack: You got that right, Tre. You know it's too bad you didn't know Howard Cossell when you were growing up because I had that one in my pocket the whole time.
Therapist: I think we're just doing Good Times now.
Tracy: Now do the white dude that my moms left my dad for.
Jack (with a stuffed-up voice): Now see hear Tracy, it's impolite to slurp one's soup.
Tracy: Whoa, no need to resort to ugly stereotypes.
Tracy: I'm mad at you, Dad.
Jack (imitating Redd Foxx): Hey, dummy, I'm mad at you too. Why ya gotta act up that way?!
Therapist: Um, t-that's not exactly what I had in mind.
Tracy: Cuz you left me, Dad!
Rosemary: Oh, come on, Liz! It's the '90s.
• Rating 2.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October, 30th 2007