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Liz: I want to do that thing rich people do where they turn money into more money.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October, 30th 2007Rosemary: Help me, Liz Lemon... you're my only hope!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October, 30th 2007Tracy: Hey everybody, I'm back from doing whatever Liz Lemon said!
• Rating 4.7 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October, 30th 2007 Kenneth: Miss Lemon, may I speak with you?
Liz: Sure. Can you walk and talk?
Kenneth: Uh... usually, but now you got me thinking about it.
Dot Com: We open on a lone soldier walking through the desert. The year 1861, the place... Mars.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October, 30th 2007Kenneth: I know how you like this cornbread Mr. Jordan.
Tracy: LIKE it? I love this cornbread so much I wanna take it back behind the middle school and get it pregnant.
Lorelai: Now whats on the agenda for today. I hear there's a shipment of plutonium coming in on the docks. And I thought we could dress up as nuns and you could fake a stigmata and you could put the plutonium under your habit...
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October, 24th 2007 Colin: I'm Colin. This is Finn. And you are?
Lorelai: Her mother.
Finn: My God those are good genes.
Lorelai: I just ate an apple.
Rory: Uh oh.
Lorelai: Yeah. And I liked it.
Rory: Whoa!
Rory: You've caught me up. Society's caught me up. The health channel on cable's caught me up. Miss Driscoll the sad spinster gym teacher at Stars Hollow High caught me up.
Lorelai: Miss Driscoll, right. Like she would ever need birth control.