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Michel: They do not have opposable thumbs!
Sookie: Who, the girls? Oh, this is a handicapped group! Poor things.
Lorelai: I'm gonna be distracted until we fix this.
Sookie: Don't worry, because when a relationship is right, things work out.
Lorelai: Whatcha watching?
Luke: Something stupid.
Richard: Now, in planning our traditional first dance, I gave a lot of thought to the song that would represent the next phase in our marriage. The best phase in our marriage, I believe. I went over all the greats – Bennett, Sinatra, Chuck Berry – and a story popped into my head. Now, most of you know my daughter, Lorelai. When Lorelai was three, she went through a period of having chronic ear infections. It was terrible. Screaming all night long, we couldn’t keep a nanny longer than a week. And so, it fell to Emily to sit with her all night long. She tried everything to calm her down. Finally, she found a song that seemed to soothe her. It was a popular song on the radio and it soon became Emily’s favorite. Of course, it drove me crazy – some woman complaining about how she wanted to marry a man named Bill. Not exactly Cole Porter. Emily would tease me, saying, ‘If only your name was Bill, then this could be our song.’ Well, Emily, for tonight, and tonight only, my name is Bill, and this is our song.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October, 24th 2007Lorelai: Rory, that childish punctuality of yours has worn off. My baby's a woman!
• Vote for this Quote! • October, 24th 2007 Lorelai: Why are you nervous?
Emily: I'm getting married!
Lorelai: For the second time. Mom, it's a pretend wedding. J.Lo has them all the time!
Logan: I have thought about asking you out, several times. I just don’t think it’s such a good idea.
Rory: Why not?
Logan: Because you’re special.
Rory: Special, like "stop eating the paste" special?
Michel: I would advise that you change our cancellation policy. These people cancel and have to pay nothing.
Lorelai: I hate charging people for canceling. It’s too corporate. We’re doing things differently here.
Michel: Oh, yes. Bankruptcy will be fun and different. Be sure to file for it while it’s snowing, won’t you? We’ll go down to bankruptcy court in a horse-drawn sleigh.
Lorelai: The floor's a little wet, are we getting the mats out?
Michel: We are without mats.
Lorelai: That’s impossible, we ordered them eight months ago. We got confirmation.
Michel: They were back-ordered and due within two weeks. Two weeks turned into eight months, and all we have to show for it is our special yellow back-order receipt. Such cheap paper they use at the mat place. That should have been a clue.
Richard: Hello?
Emily: There’s a dog on the patio!
Richard: What? Emily?
Emily: Of course it’s Emily!
Richard: I’m sorry. You sound agitated.
Emily: Did you get a dog?
Richard: Certainly not!
Emily: Well, there’s a dog on the patio.
Richard: Well, where are you?
Emily: Inside! Richard, do something!
Richard: I can’t see it from here.
Emily: Well, he’s here nonetheless, and he’s looking at me! Richard, the dog is looking at me!