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Lorelai: Is this like a Mafia thing?
Luke: Excuse me?
Lorelai: The whole coming in, special table, reserved sign. Are you gonna have to whack someone before the soup course?
Luke: No, I've filled my whacking quota for the week. [cringes] Dirty?
Lorelai: [wicked grin] Extremely.
Luke: Thought so.
Lorelai: Hey, I should bring steak sauce, right?
Rory: For what?
Lorelai: Pizza.
Rory: I just got back from Italy.
Lorelai: So?
Rory: So they'd shoot you in Italy for that.
Lorelai: But this is America, where we unapologetically bastardize other countries' cultures in a gross quest for moral and military supremacy.
Rory: I forgot. Bring on the imperialistic condiments.
Lane: Look I told you guys I'd throw you free fries. Not a big deal because they're usually the ones we wind up throwing away anyways. Which means you don't have to call them wink-winkers, or nudge-nudgies or know-what-I-meanies, or anything else in verbal code, especially if its cute-cutesy.
• Vote for this Quote! • October, 24th 2007 Kirk: Is Luke here?
Luke: I'm right here, Kirk.
Kirk: Sorry I bit you.
Luke: It's okay, Kirk.
Lorelai: Oh my God. We need to take him upstairs.
Kirk: [still face down] LuLu can't see me like this.
Lorelai: But, Kirk --
Kirk: [hysterical] LuLu can't see me like this!!
Lorelai: Okay, she won't. I promise. Can I take a look?
Kirk: [quickly responds] Okay.
Lorelai: I don't want to take a look.
Luke: Well, I'm not looking.
Richard: Only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch.
Emily: Well, then buy me a boa and drive me to Reno because I am open for business.
Richard: You do realize you just leapt out of a moving vehicle.
• Vote for this Quote! • October, 24th 2007 Dean: I'm just… trying to make sure that all this is really happening.
Rory: It is. [they kiss] Hey, you know what I think we need?
Dean: What?
Rory: A song. Like a song that's "our song."
Dean: Okay.
Rory: Something romantic, but not mushy, something that will make us remember this.
Dean: [chuckle] Ah, believe me, I'm remembering this.
Rory: So, inviting them to stay in the inn is going to do what?
Lorelai: I'm not inviting them to stay in the inn. I'm inviting them to stay in the bungalow 150 feet away from the inn.
Rory: Diabolical.
Lorelai: I'm going to lock those two in a room, and they are either coming out reconciled or in a body bag. Believe you me, I'm fine either way.
Rory: Well, look who died and made you Hayley Mills.
Kirk: This place is small. I always pictured you in a bigger place.
Luke: Do me a favor and don't picture me in any place, okay, Kirk?
Kirk: You have nice windows, though. I don't have windows. My room at my mom's house used to be a bomb shelter. It's very cold but great for racquetball.