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Richard: I'm fine. When is dessert? I have work to do.
Emily: It's coming as quickly as the woman can spoon fruit over ice cream.
Richard: Well, clearly, she has carpal tunnel or some other modern disease which is slowing her down.
Lorelai: I don't like rabbit.
Emily: How convenient. You're not eating rabbit.
Lorelai: But this is rabbit sauce.
Richard: It is rabbit sauce.
Emily: It is not rabbit sauce. Do not tell her that it's rabbit sauce.
Richard: It tastes like rabbit sauce to me.
Emily: That just goes to show how much attention you give to meals that are prepared for you.
Lorelai: If it isn't rabbit, then what is it?
Emily: It's duck.
Lane: Every girl has to fall for a bad boy. It's the rule. It's the reason so many accountants eventually get married.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October, 18th 2007 Rory: I can't believe you didn't wake me up.
Lorelai: Me and what army?
Rory: I only have so much time off. I don't want to waste it all sleeping till noon.
Lorelai: There was no waking you up. You were completely out of it. We're talking Farrah on "Letterman."
Rory: Where'd he go?
Lane: I don't know.
Rory: What do I do?
Lane: I don't know!
Rory: Did I lose?
Lane: Well, you have no head, so probably.
Rory: So this is what teenage boys are doing instead of watching television?
Lane: Apparently.
Rory: Seems like a lateral move.
Sookie: Look at how he chopped these onions. I just want to shove a string through them and wear them around my neck!
Michel: That wouldn't be at all eccentric.
Luke: And then when I walked you home after the wedding, there was a moment. I thought there was a moment.
Lorelai: There was! There was a moment.
Tom: I got your doors.
Lorelei: Tom, I'm loving you like a two dollar whore.
Tom: Terriffic I'll tell the wife.
TJ: It's like a marketing thing. Don't call 'em "tights." You guys don't want to wear "tights." Call 'em "air pants." Here's your slogan -- "air pants -- the pants that breathe." I'm telling you, we gotta get in on the ground floor of this.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October, 18th 2007Kirk: Hope ye took much pleasure in Kajagoogoo. Methinks Oingo Boingo wilst soon makest an appearance. But first, please clear the floor for our happy couple...eth.
• Vote for this Quote! • October, 18th 2007