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Storm Trooper: Hey, did you hear something?
Redneck Storm Trooper: Probably just another drill. You know that last drill we had? I was about to finally bone my girlfriend, and then we heard that there was this drill and she told me there was no way.

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Luke Skywalker (Chris): See what you can do. I'm gonna shoot some wamp rats in my T-16.
C-3PO: You kill small animals for fun?! That's the first indication of a serial killer!
Luke Skywalker (Chris): There's two suns and no women! What am I suppose to do?!

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Darth Vader (Stewie): [mimicking stormtroopers] My god, look at this mess. Oh, hey, Darth Vader's coming, do you think we should clean this up a little bit? Ahhh, no, he's not gonna mind.

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Soldier 1: What if they come in another door?

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C-3PO (Quagmire): Ya hear that? It sounds like we're being boarded from the rear. And not the Hey-take-a-deep-breath let's-experiment kind of boarding from the rear.

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Announcer: We now return to Sunday Golf on CBS.
Commentator 1: And Mickelson here trying to save par. And there's Mickelson's wife. God is she hot.
Commentator 2: Look at that rack. There's a downhill lie for you.
Commentator 1: Oh, they're just out there, begging to be touched. Pleading. How many golf balls you think she can fit in her mouth?
Commentator 2: I'd hit that one in the rough, if you know what I'm saying.

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Michael: Oh, hey David, I'm glad you called, Ryan is being such a little bitch again...
Ryan: I'm on Michael.
Michael: Oh hey Ryan, what's up my brother?!

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Michael: Dunder Mifflin. Limitless paper in a paperless world.

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Meredith: I'm excited about doing the ad, but I'm not really used to doing videos with so many people around.

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Dwight: I signed up for Second Life about a year ago. Back then, my life was so great I literally wanted a second one. Absolutely everything was the same... except I could fly.

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