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Michael: So bankruptcy is kind of like the witness protection program?
(in unison)
Oscar: NOT AT ALL.
Creed: EXACTLY.
Creed: Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to William Charles Schneider.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October, 30th 2007Dwight: As of this morning, we are completely wireless here on Schrute Farms. So as soon as I find out where Mose hid all the wires, we can have power back on.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October, 30th 2007 Dwight: Schrute Farms, guten tag! How may I help you?...Yes we have availability on those nights...How many in your party?...Oh no, I'm sorry, no king beds...No queen either...Well, we make our own mattresses that don't conform to the usual sizes. Closest would be twin...Thank you so much for calling. Call back again, auf wiedersehen!
Jim: Hey, Dwight.
Dwight: None of your business, Jim.
Andy: Look Angela, I know this is weird because we work together and because up until and possibly including now I've repulsed you, but I like you.
Angela: I'm not dating you.
Jim: There's this cube on the screen which bounces around all day. And sometimes, it looks like it's going right in the corner of the screen and at the last minute it hits the wall and bounces away. We are all just dying to see it go right into the corner. Pam claims that she saw it one day when she was alone in the conference room. Okay. I believe she thinks she saw it.
Pam: I saw it. I saw it and it was amazing. Who said I didn't see it? Did Jim say that I didn't see it? I saw it!
Jim: Do you remember what you said to me on my first day of work, just before you walked me over to my desk?
Pam: Yeah ... 'enjoy this moment, because you're never going to go back to this time before you met your desk-mate Dwight.'
Jim: That's when I knew. You?
Pam: You came up to my desk and you said, 'this might sound weird, and there's no reason for me to know this, but that mixed berry yogurt you're about to eat is expired.'
Jim: That was the moment that you knew you liked me.
Pam: Yep.
Jim: Wow. Can we make it a different moment?
Pam: Nope.
Dwight: Listen up kid! I don't like you. But because some town in Switzerland says so, you have rights.
• Vote for this Quote! • October, 30th 2007 Stanley: Find anything?
Kevin: I think it's a straight-forward kidnapping.
Oscar: Stanley, could you look up "accomplices"?
Stanley: Can't you guys do it?
Oscar: 'Cause we're looking up "jail time".
Michael: It was a pretty disappointing day. It was kind of a slap in the face, to realize that I wasn't as important as I thought I was to a certain young executive. Who I had cared about. But you know, I'm not going to cry about it. I did that on the way home.
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October, 30th 2007