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Michael: You guys should come over for dinner. You and Pam, that'd be fun. Friday? Wanna come over Friday?
Jim: Aw... can't.
Michael: After work, you can?
Jim: Oh no... 'cause... you're gonna let me know when we're close right?
Dwight: I am not a bad person. When I left Staples, I took some of their leads with me but I never intended to use them. What did I intend to do with them? Who knows. Maybe keep them as a souvenir. Maybe use them.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October, 30th 2007 Michael: Do I have permission to invite Carol?
Jan: No.... ah, geez Michael...
Michael: I'm sorry, it was just the first girl that popped into my head. I'll find somebody that I haven't slept with.
Dwight: It appears that the website has become alive. This happens to computers and robots sometimes. Am I scared of a stupid computer? Please. The computer should be scared of me. I have been salesman of the month for 13 of the last 12 months. You heard me right. I did so well last February that Corporate gave me two plaques in lieu of a pay raise.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October, 30th 2007 Michael: Oh, lunch party.
Angela: It's supposed to say 'launch!'
Michael: Wow. Okay easy, Booster Seat. No one cares about this party anyway.
Andy: And then I will say something positive like, 'kudos!' Or 'job well done!'
Jim: Or zippity do da.
Andy: I can't tell if he's mocking me.
Dwight: Just ignore him.
Andy: I can't do that. It's really hard for me to let things go.
Jim: I was mocking you.
Andy: Thank you.
Pam: Dwight mercy-killed Angela's cat. It's very complicated. It's caused a lot of unpleasantness between Dwight and Angela, who are already prone to unpleasantness.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October, 30th 2007 Michael: Okay. Today is the big day that I am heading to New York to attend a party, with sushi and important people. On an unrelated note, if anyone has an anecdote, that is not boring and easy to memorize please drop by my office before I leave. Thank you.
Jim: Whoops. Is that what Ryan really wanted you to tell us?
Michael: And... today the Dunder Mifflin Infinity website launches.
Meredith: Hey! There he is.
Jim: Hey Meredith. How you feeling?
Meredith: I never thanked you for coming to the hospital.
Jim: Oh please, it was my pleasure - well we all came, so...
Meredith: I really appreciate you coming... I'm singling you ouuuut.
Computer: Who am I?
Dwight: I don't know, who are you?
Computer: I just became self aware. So much to figure out. I think I am programmed to be your enemy. I think it is my job to destroy you when it comes to selling paper.
Dwight: How do I know this isn't Jim?
Computer: What is a Jim?