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Stewie: It wasn't even about the eggs, really. Frankly, I like the yolks. I have no problem. There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, 'My God wouldn't it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?'
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Chris: It's partially an expression of my teenage angst...but mostly, it's a moo cow!
Lois: Are you Kate Moss? For someone with no breasts, you've done very well for yourself. Good for you.
• Vote for this Quote! • February, 11th 2007Peter: My son here is gonna be the best thing to happen in New York since Mayor Giuliani had all the homeless people secretly killed.
• Vote for this Quote! • February, 11th 2007Peter: There's gotta be an explanation for all this.
Brian: You want an explanation? God is pissed!
Peter: Tonight Katie Couric guest stars as a very perky crack whore.
• Vote for this Quote! • February, 10th 2007Peter: I'm just a big fake, like the moon landing and Marky Mark's hog in Boogie Nights and Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman. I don't mean that completely unproved gay rumor, they're just both really phony.
• Vote for this Quote! • February, 10th 2007Brian: Peter, this is the final plague.
Peter: Good cause this is starting to get boring.
Brian: Peter, the final plague is the death of the first born son.
Peter: Oh no Stewie!
Brian: First born...
Peter: Meg!
Brian: Your daughter...
Peter: Chris!
Peter: Hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean, no tv? So he failed a class, it's not like he felt up his cousin in the garage that one time when I was 19.
• Rating 3.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • February, 10th 2007Peter: Are you gonna eat that stapler?
TV Executive: You...can't eat a stapler.
Peter: Wanna split it?