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Peter: I've had a good life. And you can always be proud of your father and all of his accomplishments.
Meg: What accomplishments?
Peter: Go to your room.
Peter: I don't say this often enough, but, uh, I'm gonna die.
Lois: Oh my God.
Stewie: High five! Anyone? Anyone?
Peter: I'd like to propose a toast to our neighbors. Sure they might be black, handicapped, and a heartless sex hound, but hey, if they moved out some smelly Hawaiians might move in.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • February, 10th 2007Peter: That was then and this is now. And this is a chair. And that's a lamp. And you have boobies. And I'm gonna find that trophy.
• Vote for this Quote! • February, 10th 2007Stewie: What's this? Blueberries! Oh, oh my G ... oh, that's better than sex!
• Vote for this Quote! • February, 10th 2007Peter: And Joe, I've had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man you are. Since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure.
• Vote for this Quote! • February, 10th 2007Stewie: I want pancakes!! You people understand every language except English! Yo quiero pancakes! Donnez-moi pancakes! Click-click-bloody-click pancakes!!!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • February, 10th 2007Stewie: Oh! Oh! This story is so good, it must be fattening!
• Vote for this Quote! • February, 10th 2007Lois: Stewie, did you unhook mommy's bra?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • February, 10th 2007Tricia Takanawa: Thank you, Diane. Sex. Some people have it anonymously. What kind of person would do that you might ask? Well, I'm about to find out. I've just picked up a complete stranger in a hotel bar and he's in the bathroom right now,
possibly doing drugs. Watch as I have sex with this potentially dangerous man, as we take you in-depth and undercover.
(Quagmire walks into the room in his boxers and lays down on the bed.)
Quagmire: I've never had a Spanish chick before! O-LE!!!