Quotes (Page 9)
Phyllis: It's great that you're dating. But when a new client calls, you just have to randomly assign them to a salesperson. You can't base who gets new clients on who you're sleeping with that week, okay?
[cut to Jim being interviewed]
Jim: And THAT is why we waited so long to tell people.
Michael: Yeah, Ryan snapped at me. But there was this twinkle in his eye that I picked up on which said, "Dude, we're friends. I'm doing this for appearances. I am the big boss now. And I have to seem like an ogre. But you know me and you trust me. And we like each other. And we'll always be friends. And I would never take you for granted in a million years. And I miss you, man. And I love you." His words.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October, 30th 2007 Ryan: I know I used to be a temp here, but now everything is different. I'd like your respect. I am your boss now. You're gonna have to treat me that same way to treated Jan.
Michael: Oh, wow! That's a little kinky. I don't swing that way. Woooo! I think Ryan has a gay crush on me.
Ryan: Enough! Okay? This is inappropriate and it stops right now. Do you understand?
Andy: Jim Halpert's off the market. Guess who just became the best looking single guy in the office?
• Vote for this Quote! • October, 30th 2007Angela: I'm not suprised. Pam is the office mattress.
• Vote for this Quote! • October, 30th 2007Dwight: I don't see it. I think they both could do better.
• Vote for this Quote! • October, 30th 2007Michael: Everyone, this is a day that will live in infamy. Because today is the day that Jim and Pam become one. Let the bells of Dunder Mifflin chime out your love.
• Vote for this Quote! • October, 30th 2007 Michael: Kelly, you're a Hindu, so you believe in Buddha.
Kelly: That's Buddhists.
Michael: Are you sure?
Kelly: No.
Pam: Yeah, I gave him a ride home because...we're dating.
Jim: Wow. There it is.
Pam: Yeah. We haven't told anybody, but it's going really great. Right?
Jim: It is going really great.
Michael: Myth: Three Americans die every year from rabies. Fact: Four Americans die every year die from rabies.
• Rating 4.8 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October, 30th 2007