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Stewie: For the love of God, shake me! Shake me like a British nanny!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • February, 10th 2007Man: Wow, Lois Griffin, Hey, I love your act! Nice mellons.
Peter: Now listen pal!
Lois: Peter, I'm holding mellons.
Peter: Oh
Man: And her hooters aint bad either.
Peter: Now hold on a second.
Lois: Peter! I'm holding hooters!
Peter: Oh, sorry.
Man: No problem .
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Man: Your wife's hot.
Peter: Alright that's it!
Jesus: Okay everybody, for my next miracle, I'm going to turn water...into funk!
• Vote for this Quote! • February, 10th 2007Stewie: I say, am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? A little service here.
Peter: Hey stinky. Have we got big plans for you.
Stewie: Plans? What the devil are you talking about?
Stewie: What do you want?
Man in White: I want to get the hell out of here!
Stewie: Oh, I'm sorry, We're fresh out of that, but what I can give you is UNTIMELY DEATH!
Peter: Hey, Lois, look! The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • February, 10th 2007Lois: I know you don’t like broccoli Stewie, but you'll thank me when you grow up big and strong like your father.
Stewie: A compelling argument. You've swayed me, woman. Mmmm. That is good. Oh I feel stronger already. Mmmm it's good tasting and good for you.
Lois: Now kids, your father's just trying to spend time with his family. Or kill us. I'm not sure which.
• Vote for this Quote! • February, 10th 2007Peter: Let's play a game called Takin' the Fall for Daddy. If you win, I'll buy you a convertible when you get your license.
Meg: Really? Oh Daddy, now I love you again.
Peter: Oh, you're gonna make some Jewish guy a great wife.
Peter: Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • February, 10th 2007