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Peter Griffin: Alright, Dr. Ditty. I got three choices for you for the name of the band: Peter Griffin Starship, Peter Griffin and the Sunday Steppers, or Testicular Sound Express.
Dr. Ditty: I think the name is Meg.
Meg Griffin: Me? Why?
Peter Griffin: Yeah, why?
Dr. Ditty: Let me explain something to you, all right? We got to get her half-naked and put her out front, center stage. And that's gonna make y'all billionaires, because America loves hot, white, jailbait ass.
Peter Griffin: Wait a minute...that's the smartest thing i've ever heard anyone say about anything.
Lois Griffin: I'm not sure I'm comfortable with Meg being exploited that way.
Meg Griffin: Shut up, mom! It's not your decision, I want to be exploited.

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Don't Make Me Over

Characters: Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin, Meg Griffin

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