Lois Griffin: Peter, you get down from that tree this instant!
Peter Griffin: No! You're gonna yell at me!
Lois Griffin: You're damn right I'm gonna yell at you. You beat up a thirteen-year-old boy!
Peter Griffin: He called me names!
Lois Griffin: You're 43, and you just assaulted our neighbor's child. This is a very serious situation!
Peter Griffin: Well, maybe you shoulda just had an abortion, Lois. Would that make you happy if I was never born?!
Lois Griffin: What?!
Peter Griffin: I'm going to prison, aren't I?

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Characters: Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin

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