Andy: Runway?
Doug: You know, that piece of skin that runs between your asshole and your balls, or asshole and vagina - that’s called a runway.
Andy: That’s called a taint, taint ass, taint equipment.
Doug: What the hell’s that mean? No, I think runway’s much more visually descriptive.
Andy: It’s a taint.
Doug: Runway.
Andy: Taint.
Doug: Runway!
Andy: Hey, Lupita, settle an argument for us. What do you call the thing between a d**k and an asshole?
Lupita: The coffee table.

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