[As Bart walks by the Flanders's house, Ned brandishes a Freddy Kruger-style glove.]
Ned Flanders: [threateningly] Say your prayers, Simpson...
[Bart cowers.]
Ned Flanders: [cheerfully] ...because the schools can't force you like they should!
[Ned uses the glove to prune the hedge as Maude approaches with lemonade.]
Ned Flanders: Maude, these new finger razors make hedge trimming as much fun as sitting through church!

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Show: The Simpsons

Episode: Cape Feare

Character: Ned Flanders

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