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Lois Griffin: See, Meg, I'm like one of those bald eagles you see on the Discovery Channel. Beautiful to look at, but mess with one of my chicks and I'll use my razor-sharp talons to rip your [oven bell rings] ...ing eyes out! Cookies are done! Who wants chocolate chip?
Stewie Griffin: Mmm, I do! But... but keep talking. All this stuff about eye-gouging has got me all frisky. Really, I've got about a half a pack of Rolaids in my diaper.

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: And the Wiener Is...

Characters: Lois Griffin, Stewie Griffin

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