30 Rock Quotes

Jack Donaghy

Tracy: No, Dad! Don't die! I love you Dad! I don't wanna dogfight no more!
Jack (normal voice): Tracy that's it! That's it!
Tracy (to therapist): Thank you for showing me there really is love in my family after all. And I need to stay the hell away from them. (to Jack) Donaghy, you're the only family I need, Jackie D.
Jack: You got that right, Tre. You know it's too bad you didn't know Howard Cossell when you were growing up because I had that one in my pocket the whole time.

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Therapist: I think we're just doing Good Times now.
Tracy: Now do the white dude that my moms left my dad for.
Jack (with a stuffed-up voice): Now see hear Tracy, it's impolite to slurp one's soup.
Tracy: Whoa, no need to resort to ugly stereotypes.

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Tracy: I'm mad at you, Dad.
Jack (imitating Redd Foxx): Hey, dummy, I'm mad at you too. Why ya gotta act up that way?!
Therapist: Um, t-that's not exactly what I had in mind.
Tracy: Cuz you left me, Dad!

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Rosemary: Oh, come on, Liz! It's the '90s.

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Liz: I want to do that thing rich people do where they turn money into more money.

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Rosemary: Help me, Liz Lemon... you're my only hope!

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Tracy: Hey everybody, I'm back from doing whatever Liz Lemon said!

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Kenneth: Miss Lemon, may I speak with you?
Liz: Sure. Can you walk and talk?
Kenneth: Uh... usually, but now you got me thinking about it.

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Dot Com: We open on a lone soldier walking through the desert. The year 1861, the place... Mars.

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Kenneth: I know how you like this cornbread Mr. Jordan.

Tracy: LIKE it? I love this cornbread so much I wanna take it back behind the middle school and get it pregnant.

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