Black Tie Quotes
Bianca: Congratulations John, she's much sharper than the other girl you had what was her name?
Jack: Beyonce.
Girl: Your name sounds Jewish. You must be important.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 12th, 2007 Jenna: Gerhardt, would you like to dance?
Gerhardt: Sadly because my body does not produce joint fluid, I cannot.
Jack: Just to know she's filled with bile over me warms my heart.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 12th, 2007 Jack: Lemon, I want to thank you. For showing me that I could have a pleasant evening with a woman my age.
Liz: I'm 12 years younger than you.
Jack: A woman your age then.
Jack: I had "lunch" with Martha Stewart and "dinner" with her daughter Alexis.
Liz: Gross.
Liz: You've already made up your mind about this, haven't you?
Jenna: Oh, you're right, Liz! I should go for it!
Liz: You're not even listening, are you? Poop. Monkey butt.
Jenna: No, you're a good friend and thank you.
