Fireworks Quotes
Kenneth: So, Mr. Donaghy, what can I do for you?
Jack: I heard you were talking to my collegue Devon Banks. Did he tell you why he was in New York?
Kenneth: No sir, we just talked about Anderson Cooper mostly.
Jack: You should get to know Devon, tell him all of your ideas. You know he started off as a page, just like you.
Kenneth: Really? So did I!
Jack: You say the right things ask him the right questions, I'm sure he could open doors for you.
Kenneth: Okay. What kinds of questions?
Jack: I'll write them down for you. You call him tell him you have two tickets for 'A Chorus Line' for tonight. Now Kenneth, have you ever used bronzer?
Jack: Devon, what can I do for you?
Devin: I think we're way past that Jack. Let's be honest with each other, I'll go first. I'm gay and I want your job.
Jack: Devon, I'm straighter than you are gay, and I leave particles of guys like you in my wind. I'm not afraid of you.
Devin: Yeah? Well you should be.
Jack: Let's just see how it all shakes out in the meeting.
Devin: Yeah, let's.
Jack: Good God. Devon is gay. He's even more powerful than I thought.
Liz: Maybe you should seduce him and get him to tell you all his secret plans.
Tracy: Doctor Spaceman, when they check my DNA, will they tell me what diseases I might get, or help me to remember my ATM pin code?
Dr. Spaceman: Absolutely. Science is whatever we want it to be. I'll let you know as soon as we have the results.
Tracy: I already know the results, the kid is not mine!
Dr. Spaceman: Boy, it's crazy to think we used to settle questions of paternity by dunking a woman in water until she admitted she made it all up. Different time, the '60s.
Devin: You warlock! You came to entrance me!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007Dr. Spaceman: I have the results of your DNA Test. I am very serious about doctorppatient confidentiality, so I am gonna have to ask that all four of us keep this to ourselves.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007 Jack: Banks is no slouch. He pioneered the concept of ten-second Internet sitcoms.
[cut to computer]
Theme: Makin' it happen!
[husband walks in door]
Husband: Honey, I'm home!
Wife: [sarcastic] Oh, great!
Theme: We made it!
[credits roll]
Jack: Hey, Devin, you'd better watch out. Kenneth may take your job one day.
Devin: Or your job, Jack.
Kenneth: [points at janitor] Or his job!
[Kenneth laughs, Jack and Devin just stare]
Devin: Celebrity snuff. Reality content made exclusively for your mobile phone: Oh what's that? MC Lyte just murdered Danny Bonaduce? Thanks, PHONE.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007
