Hard Ball Quotes
Liz: And by the way, what kind of a moron calls out sick and then comes to work to have a meeting?
Josh: I get an NBC discount here.
Liz: Idiot!
Tracy: Remember that e-mail we got from those Nigerians who need our help getting that money out of Africa? We did it! I got the check today.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007 Liz: Wow, this is an... honor. I have a friend who is number four on Maxim's list of "The Sexiest Women in Comedy."
Jenna: Thanks. At first I was mad that Jessica Simpson was ahead of me, but then I saw The Dukes of Hazzard. Funny!
Cerie: These sunglasses have a chip in them that makes the lenses change color as my iPod loses power!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007 Jack: Lemon, I would like to teach you something. I would like to be Michelle Pfeiffer to your angry black kid who learns that poetry is just another way to rap.
Liz: No, Jack. I don't want to learn about negotiation. I just want Josh to stay. The show needs him.
Jack: Lesson number one: you don't need anyone. Sure, Josh tests well with female viewers 12 to 24, which is important to advertisers because young women will buy just about anything.
Jenna: If the president is so serious about the war on terror, why doesn't he hunt down and capture Barack Obama before he strikes again?
• Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007Tracy: Television on! Pornography!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007Jack: The crab is getting aroused. Shut it down. Shut it down.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007Jack: Good lord! The worm ... that's so degrading. Are its origins German?
• Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007Kenneth: That lady you European-kissed last night was actually a gentleman.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007
