The Baby Show Quotes

Liz Lemon

Liz: (confused) Oh, hi. I'm sorry, I got this number under fertility in the Writers Guild Health Manual?
Dr. Spaceman: I'm also listed under meth addiction and child psychiatry. So, what can I help you with? I should start by saying that I can't personally help you conceive. Something happened to me while scuba diving.

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 12th, 2007


Liz: I'm not firing Josh.
Tracy: You always take his side.
[flashback]
Liz: Tracy, stop tasering him!
[return to present]
Tracy: See? I need to be respected, Liz Lemon.

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 12th, 2007


Tracy: This is untoward! This is not "toward!"

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Cerie: Guess what, everyone? I'm engaged! (Everybody makes a commotion, taking their attention from Jenna)
Frank: Hey, this isn't going to change the way you dress or eat lollipops, is it?
Cerie: No.
Frank: Oh, then, congratulations.

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 12th, 2007


Liz: Otherwise, Jack Donaghy is gonna kill me and then he's gonna kill you and then he's gonna fold us up in a pizza and eat us.

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