The Break Up Quotes
LIZ: "OH MY GOD!"
DENNIS (scrambles to turn off the TV): "Oh crap! That girl said she was 16, but I swear to God I could tell she was 22!"
LIZ: (furious) "Get OUT of my apartment!"
DENNIS: "This happened while we were broken up!"
LIZ: "No no no no no. I was right about you. This is a con, by the way. You on Dateline is a CON!"
JACK: That's why I only date 20 year olds.
DENNIS: Let me tell you about 20 year olds, half of them are 16.
Jenna: That guy wanted to buy you a drink!
Liz: Really? But I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?
Tracy: I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for biggest mirror.
Frank: He's totally right.
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Total Quotes: 4
