The Source Awards Quotes (Page 2)

Funny and Girlie

Jack: Now as you may have read in Robert Parker's wine newsletter "Donaghy Estates tastes like Satan's urine after a hefty portion of asparagus."

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Tracy: If you get rich off this stuff just take care of my family. I don't want my kids to have to go to college.

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Liz: What'd got there? The old leather pumpkin?

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Ridikolus: What's your game?
Kenneth: Boggle.

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Jack: Steven's good, man, he's on partner track at Dewey and he's a Black.
Liz: A black!? That's offensive.
Jack: No, no. That's his name. Steven Black... good family. Remarkable people, the Blacks, musical, very athletic, not very good swimmers. Again I'm talking about the family. Black is African-American, though.
Liz: Well I don't care about that.

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Jack: This ought to prove my mother wrong, saying Donaghy is Gaelic for failure. What the hell does she know, she's a Murphy; Bunch of mud farmers and sheep rapists.

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