30 Rock Quotes (Page 11)
Dr. Spaceman: Jack! Tracy! What can I do for you?
Jack: We have a product we want you to give a medical endorsement to.
Dr. Spaceman: I'll do it! What is it?
Jack: It's called the Tracy Jordan Meat Machine. It's a dual-press grill.
Dr. Spaceman: Say no more. If it's giving people meat, then I'm on board. I've always said humans need more animal blood. It keeps their spine straight.
Jack: We appreciate it, Leo.
Dr. Spaceman: (holding bottles of pills) You boys need anything while you're here? Some reds? Some yellows? Just got some purples in from Peru.
Tracy: I'm good.
Jack: It would be rude not to take one or two.
Jenna: You know, I have to admit, I kinda like that Tracy Jordan is no longer the only movie star on TGS. Maybe I'll finally start getting some respect around here.
Frank: What's up, flabby butt? You look weird today. Hey Pete, you want to see a comic book with pregnant zombie nuns?
Pete: Yes, I do.
Jenna: Hey, I've gotta miss an hour of rehearsal today 'cause I just found out from my publicist, I've been booked on The View.
Pete: Oh, Jenna, that's great. For the first time in your life, you'll be in a room full of women and you'll be the least crazy one.
Jenna: Ah, I know.
Jack: Look, Tracy, I can't just give you money. But what I can do is show you how you can earn all the money you need.
You must know Arsenio.
Tracy: Hall or Billingham?
Jack: You know someone named Arsenio Billingham?
Tracy: No.
Tracy: I need a hundred thousand dollars, or I'm gonna lose both my houses.
Jack: Tracy, I don't understand. You've starred in 14 films; you don't have any money saved?
Tracy: No, I lost all of it.
Jack: Really? Who's your money manager?
Tracy: (points to Grizz behind him) Grizz.
Grizz: Worldcom, man. Worldcom.
Jack: [on the phone with his love interest] The flowers were lovely, thank you. No, you hang up first. Okay, on the count of three. One, two, three. No, I didn't hang up either.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 12th, 2007 Liz: (confused) Oh, hi. I'm sorry, I got this number under fertility in the Writers Guild Health Manual?
Dr. Spaceman: I'm also listed under meth addiction and child psychiatry. So, what can I help you with? I should start by saying that I can't personally help you conceive. Something happened to me while scuba diving.
Liz: I'm not firing Josh.
Tracy: You always take his side.
[flashback]
Liz: Tracy, stop tasering him!
[return to present]
Tracy: See? I need to be respected, Liz Lemon.
Tracy: This is untoward! This is not "toward!"
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 12th, 2007 Cerie: Guess what, everyone? I'm engaged! (Everybody makes a commotion, taking their attention from Jenna)
Frank: Hey, this isn't going to change the way you dress or eat lollipops, is it?
Cerie: No.
Frank: Oh, then, congratulations.
