30 Rock Quotes (Page 12)
Liz: Otherwise, Jack Donaghy is gonna kill me and then he's gonna kill you and then he's gonna fold us up in a pizza and eat us.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 12th, 2007 LIZ: "OH MY GOD!"
DENNIS (scrambles to turn off the TV): "Oh crap! That girl said she was 16, but I swear to God I could tell she was 22!"
LIZ: (furious) "Get OUT of my apartment!"
DENNIS: "This happened while we were broken up!"
LIZ: "No no no no no. I was right about you. This is a con, by the way. You on Dateline is a CON!"
JACK: That's why I only date 20 year olds.
DENNIS: Let me tell you about 20 year olds, half of them are 16.
Jenna: That guy wanted to buy you a drink!
Liz: Really? But I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?
Tracy: I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for biggest mirror.
Frank: He's totally right.
Liz: Why are you wearing a tux?
Jack: It's after six. What am I, a farmer?
Kenneth: Fine, I will try the other location. But frankly, LaDonica, you have not been real helpful.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 12th, 2007Jack: Leo's an excellent physician and a pretty good dentist.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 12th, 2007Kenneth: I'm here to pick up a prescription for...[whispering]...Mr. Tracy Jordan.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 12th, 2007 Liz: Hi, I work with Tracy Jordan, and I think he's having a reaction to some of the medication you've put him on.
Dr. Spaceman: I was afraid this might happen. You know, he's on so many different neuroleptics and tricyclics that there's no telling how they'll mix. But, what can you do? Medicine's not a science.
Liz: What exactly are you treating him for?
Dr. Spaceman: There's not really a name for what Tracy has. Basically, it's erratic tendencies and delusions brought on by excessive notoriety, and certainly not helped by my wildly experimental treatments. [Laughs] Boy, I'm being awfully open with you, Miss. I should not have taken those blue things.
Liz: So, is he dangerous?
Dr. Spaceman: No, he should be fine; so long as you keep him away from bright lights, loud music, and crowds. You know, I'll call in a prescription for something to settle him down as soon as possible. Do you need anything for yourself?
Liz: What? No! Just where can I pick up Tracy's prescription?
