30 Rock Quotes (Page 2)
Kenneth: I like your top. I'm a real good sex person. I do it all the different ways.
Angie: Uh-huh. Well, I don't have a husband any more, so... you can come over anytime.
Kenneth: Oh, I will. I'll come over at *night*.
Devon: You familiar with the Church of Practicology?
Jack: You mean the cult that was invented by Stan Lee?
Devon: No, I mean the religion founded by the alien king living inside Stan Lee.
Jenna: I'm on a crash diet to get back to my old weight by Friday.
Liz: Well, what diet is going to do that?
Jenna: Oh, it's the Japanese porn star diet. I only eat paper, but I can eat all the paper I want, so...
Tracy: You can be a freaky-deeky and do data entry!
Liz: Sure.
Tracy: Or how about court reporting?
Liz: [Crying] I know, i'm not over it and now i'm wearing this. [Similar to the way Seinfeld says it] What is the deal with my life!?
Seinfeld: Are you imitating me!?
Liz: No, this is what I sound like when I cry.
Seinfeld: I think i'm a little insulted.
Liz: You're insulted!? I'm crying!?
Liz: Okay, everyone, welcome back. Some of you may be wondering what happened between me and my boyfriend Floyd this summer. The answer is we did break up, but I am doing fine.
Frank: Is Floyd the Black guy?
Jack: All right, Jerry, what NBC shows do you want to be digitally inserted into?
Seinfeld: I like Lost. Is that you guys?
Tracy: [upon seeing Liz in a wedding dress] Oh, no! Did a Korean person die?
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 15th, 2007Jack: She needs to lose thirty pounds or gain sixty. Anything in between has no place on television.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 15th, 2007Colleen: Tell him his mother's here! ... And she loves him! ... But not in a queer way!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007
