30 Rock Quotes (Page 4)
Tracy: [as Thomas Jefferson, finishing the Declaration of Independence] Eat that, King George!
• Rating 3.7 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007 Frank: Yo Tray, we got a problem.
Tracy: [as Jefferson] Pray who be this Tracy Jordan thou speakest of?
Frank: Uh, President Jefferson, we got a problem.
Tracy: Speakest!
Frank: That horse ate your wig.
Tracy: Well, stand guard by his rump and await it in his droppings!
Lutz: Or we could probably just go get a new wig?
Tracy: A-ha! I like you, young man; you shall run my university.
Liz: His name's Floyd.
Jack: That's unfortunate.
Jack: You've been avoiding me, Lemon.
Liz: How do you do that without turning around?
Jack: To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you, but...here we are.
Kenneth: So, Mr. Donaghy, what can I do for you?
Jack: I heard you were talking to my collegue Devon Banks. Did he tell you why he was in New York?
Kenneth: No sir, we just talked about Anderson Cooper mostly.
Jack: You should get to know Devon, tell him all of your ideas. You know he started off as a page, just like you.
Kenneth: Really? So did I!
Jack: You say the right things ask him the right questions, I'm sure he could open doors for you.
Kenneth: Okay. What kinds of questions?
Jack: I'll write them down for you. You call him tell him you have two tickets for 'A Chorus Line' for tonight. Now Kenneth, have you ever used bronzer?
Jack: Devon, what can I do for you?
Devin: I think we're way past that Jack. Let's be honest with each other, I'll go first. I'm gay and I want your job.
Jack: Devon, I'm straighter than you are gay, and I leave particles of guys like you in my wind. I'm not afraid of you.
Devin: Yeah? Well you should be.
Jack: Let's just see how it all shakes out in the meeting.
Devin: Yeah, let's.
Jack: Good God. Devon is gay. He's even more powerful than I thought.
Liz: Maybe you should seduce him and get him to tell you all his secret plans.
Tracy: Doctor Spaceman, when they check my DNA, will they tell me what diseases I might get, or help me to remember my ATM pin code?
Dr. Spaceman: Absolutely. Science is whatever we want it to be. I'll let you know as soon as we have the results.
Tracy: I already know the results, the kid is not mine!
Dr. Spaceman: Boy, it's crazy to think we used to settle questions of paternity by dunking a woman in water until she admitted she made it all up. Different time, the '60s.
Devin: You warlock! You came to entrance me!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007Dr. Spaceman: I have the results of your DNA Test. I am very serious about doctorppatient confidentiality, so I am gonna have to ask that all four of us keep this to ourselves.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007