30 Rock Quotes (Page 5)
Jack: Banks is no slouch. He pioneered the concept of ten-second Internet sitcoms.
[cut to computer]
Theme: Makin' it happen!
[husband walks in door]
Husband: Honey, I'm home!
Wife: [sarcastic] Oh, great!
Theme: We made it!
[credits roll]
Jack: Hey, Devin, you'd better watch out. Kenneth may take your job one day.
Devin: Or your job, Jack.
Kenneth: [points at janitor] Or his job!
[Kenneth laughs, Jack and Devin just stare]
Devin: Celebrity snuff. Reality content made exclusively for your mobile phone: Oh what's that? MC Lyte just murdered Danny Bonaduce? Thanks, PHONE.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007Jack: Now, there are 140 people on this show, so go out there and make 126 people very happy.
• Rating 4.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007Kenneth: We lose half the congregation every time American Idol starts up.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007 Tracy: Who else is going to be at that party?
Jack: Well, you're going to be sharing the stage with NAS...
Tracy: Nope, he hates me! We used to date the same girl.
Jack: What about Young Jeezy?
Tracy: Forget about it. I called his pit bull gay on 106th and Park.
Liz: That would do it.
Jack: The Game?
Tracy: Nope.
Jack: T.I.?
Tracy: It not happenin.
Jack: Super head?
Tracy: No can do.
Jack: Fabulus?
Tracy: Wont do.
Jack: Redonkeykong?
Tracy: Nope.
Jack: MC Skat Kat?
Tracy: What?
Jack: HoMONKulus?
Tracy: Uh-uh.
Jack: Raw Dog?
Tracy: Hell no! Me an his beef go way back. We were both on cast members on Nickelodeon show called "Ray-Ray's Garage."
Ridikolus: Aww man you didn't just skuff these shoes. P Diddy wears these shoes.
Kenneth: Oh, will he be mad when you give them back?
Jack: Don't be ridiculous.
Ridikolus: I am Ridikolus.
Liz: You can't solve all your problems by shooting someone or setting a stranger on fire.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007 Liz: I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?
Steven: Liz, I wish it could be like that... and maybe someday our children or our children's children will hate each other like that, but it just doesn't work that way today.
Liz: So what you're saying is that any woman that doesn't like you is a racist.
Steven: No, no, no, no, no. Some women are gay.