30 Rock Quotes (Page 6)

Liz Lemon, Tracy Jordan

Tracy: I'm just going through the classic stages of grief; fear, denial, horniness, wisdom, sleepiness and now depression.
Kenneth: What about anger?
Tracy: No! I don't wanna do anger and you can't make me!

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Ridikolus: What color plane are you want to buy?
Jack: Clear... like Wonder Woman's.

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Jenna: Steven played the race card. What did you do?
Liz: What could I do? I picked up the check and made out with him a little bit in the taxi.

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Ghostface Killah: I gotta take a break. I can't drink any more of this... my tummy is killing me.

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Tracy: Death sentence number two. Shooting people at the source awards is a tradition. It's like Christmas or like shooting outside of HOT 97.

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Jack: Now as you may have read in Robert Parker's wine newsletter "Donaghy Estates tastes like Satan's urine after a hefty portion of asparagus."

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Tracy: If you get rich off this stuff just take care of my family. I don't want my kids to have to go to college.

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Liz: What'd got there? The old leather pumpkin?

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Ridikolus: What's your game?
Kenneth: Boggle.

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Jack: Steven's good, man, he's on partner track at Dewey and he's a Black.
Liz: A black!? That's offensive.
Jack: No, no. That's his name. Steven Black... good family. Remarkable people, the Blacks, musical, very athletic, not very good swimmers. Again I'm talking about the family. Black is African-American, though.
Liz: Well I don't care about that.

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