30 Rock Quotes (Page 9)
Tracy: Yeah, I don't have a daughter.
Jack: Let's have a casting session on Monday.
Lutz: Please don't make me move back to Alaska, Liz. I hate it there.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 13th, 2007 Bianca: Johnny, promise me you won't sell the Arby's.
Jack: I won't. I'm going to board it up, open all of the windows and let nature have at it.
Liz: [as she tries to crawl out inconspicuously and gets caught] This would work on Ugly Betty.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 12th, 2007Tracy: Hells yes Liz Lemon. And I had plans. Me and Angie rented the penthouse at the SoHo Grand where we will drink wine and pleasure each other.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 12th, 2007Liz: [on the phone] Hi, my name is Liz Lemon and I received flowers from your shop tonight and I can't tell who they're from. [pause] No, no, I did read the card but it's not signed.... no, I'm not with so many men that it's impossible for me to guess... well, that is just... oh, well you know what, I found the card, actually, they're from your mom, so tell your gay mom I said thanks! [hangs up]
• Vote for this Quote! • July 12th, 2007 Angie: [To Tracy] This is the second-worst Valentine's day we ever had!
Liz: Hi, is Mr. Donaghy here?
Angie: [to Jack] Another prostitute?
Jack: Ooh, video games! We could play video games.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 12th, 2007Angie: You tell G.E. Light-Bulb-Man I want Sophie's Choice out of my suite!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 12th, 2007 Jack: I want back all the jewelry I ever bought you.
Bianca: Fine.
Jack: I want the art supplies I gave you on your fortieth birthday and any subsequent art projects you made with them.
Bianca: Fine.
Jack: I want all of our love letters.
Biance: Fine.
Jack: I want all of your parents' love letters.
Biance: Fine.
Jack: I want full stake in the Arby's franchise we bought outside of Telluride.
Bianca: Oh, dammit Johnny, you know I love my Big Beef and Cheddar!