Afternoon Delight Quotes
Michael: I think she needs some "Afternoon Delight."
Narrator: Oscar thought Michael was referring to a particular kind of cannabis, called "Afternoon Delight."
Oscar: Well, sure. The question is, which way do I try to get it in her?
Michael: I don't need any details.
Oscar: Maybe... I'll put it in her brownie.
Michael: Hey!
Lucille: Michael. I was almost attacked last night, in my own home. I walk in and there’s a colored man in my kitchen.
Michael: Colored? What color was he?
Lucille: Blue.
Gob: Oh, that’s... that’s... that’s great. The guy who’s dancing dirty with his niece is going to tell the guy in the thirty-six hundred dollar pants how to run the business!? Come on!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007 George Michael: Oh, it was... it was good. They’re kind of... religious, Ann’s parents, so it was... yeah, it was just kind of...
Narrator: The word George Michael was searching for was “creepy.”
Lucille: Oh, Buster, thank God you're home. There's no shame in being a coward.
Buster: (shows her a stuffed seal) I am not a coward. Would a coward have this?
Lucille: What the hell is that?
Buster: These are my awards, Mother, from Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing.
Lucille: You're doing well?
Buster: I was just dropping these off. Now if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad.
Lindsay: No, no you have to go, so when men find out we’re in an open relationship, they’ll see you’re no threat. People hear the name Tobias, they think — big black guy.
Tobias: Well, obviously, I’m not a big guy. I’m not a Carl Weathers, par example.
Michael: Everything okay?
Gob: I just don't want people's kids getting their sticky little fingers all over my $2,600 dollar pants. Come on!
Gob: I did the right thing, Michael. If I don't fire them, how do I teach a lesson to the others?
Michael: There are no others. You fired everyone.
Lindsay: No, you’re not going to that. You see, if I show up with you, it’ll just make me seem like I’m a mother.
Maeby: I’ve never thought of you that way.
Lindsay: That’s sweet.
