Amigos! Quotes
Tobias: [to Michael] First of all, we're doing this for her because neither of us wants to get divorced. Second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead. I'm sorry, that was 100 percent inappropriate, and I do apologize profusely.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007 Lindsay: Ah, thank God. A new doctor. Finally we can get a straight answer in this place.
Gene Parmesan: Uh, I’ve got some bad news. I’m... Gene Parmesan. How you doing?
Lucille: Ahhhh! He got me again!
Gene Parmesan: But I did overhear that he’s bleeding internally.
Buster: Make love in your own hand, Mother!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007 Gob: Fleeing the country, you bastard?
Michael: No, I’m still not fleeing, okay? I’m just here to pick up my son’s girlfriend. She ran off the last time we were leaving.
Ann: Actually, I was sitting right there the whole time.
George Michael: Way to plant, Ann.
Michael: George Michael, why don’t you and Plant just wait in the staircar?
George Michael: So uh, you guys have a good talk?
Michael: Yeah, a great talk, that cousin of yours is a hell of a girl... it's too bad you can't date her.
George Michael: No, I meant... wait, you wouldn't have a problem with that... Nothing!
Buster: Oh, I love this way of life. This is where I belong. I love being Mexican.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007 Narrator: At no point were Michael and Maeby talking about the same person, and there were only four people in their group.
Maeby: And it’s not a race thing.
Michael: Yeah, whoever gets there first.
Narrator: And Buster was finding himself right at home.
Buster: Oh, my God! I used to have a shirt just like that.
Narrator: It was Buster’s old shirt. Lucille had given it to Lupe.
Buster: And the hand chair! I had one in my room! I wonder where that went.
Narrator: It went right there.
Lucille: It’s just some idiot with balloons.
Gene Parmesan: Oh, is it?
Lucille: Aaaaah! I knew it!
Lucille: Here’s some money. Go see a Star War.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007
