Beef Consommé Quotes

Michael Bluth, George Michael Bluth

Buster: Wait, wait. What about ... what about me?
Marta: I'm sorry, I'm not totally sure who you are.
Buster: Wow. Wow. That's what it feels like to get punched in the face.

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Barry Zuckerkorn: Sorry, sorry, sorry I'm so late. I had another hearing. Here's the good news: I think I'm going to get off, huh? I have a good lawyer.

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George Sr.: Where the hell is everybody?!
Gob: I'm here dad!
George Sr.: I can't believe nobody came!

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Michael: Mom wanted me to tell you that she doesn't care whether you live or die, but if you're not dead, she would like to see you at the courthouse tomorrow in a blue sweater.
Buster: Damn it! I hate the blue sweater.
Michael: She said it would look nice with the gray pants.
Buster: Damn it! She's right.

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Gob: [to Michael] Tell you what. You may not be good with women, but you are great with other people's women. I'll give you that.

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Lindsay: I'm saying every time something starts to go well for you, you blow it.
Tobias: Nothing has ever gone well for me and you know it!
Lindsay: That's my point, you... [sees Maeby] ... handsome cowboy, you.
Tobias: Oh, great. And now you're mocking me. You selfish cun.. [sees Maeby] ...ntry-music-loving lady.

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George Michael: Uncle Gob, was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant?
Gob: Yeah, sure, dozens of times.

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Gob: Hey, guy ... They tell me you're the actor who plays Marta's brother Tio.
Tio: ¿Cómo?
Gob: Oh you're going to be in a como, all right.

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Marta: You are nothing like your brother.
Michael: Why thank you.
Marta: Gob is like the c**k of the walk, but not you.
Michael: You're so kind.
Marta: You're sensitive, like a woman.
Michael: That's enough.

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Barry Zuckerkorn: It would help if you would all show up looking like a loving, supportive family.
Lucille: For how long?
Barry Zuckerkorn: Ten minutes tops.
Lucille: See if you can get it down to five.

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