Bringing Up Buster Quotes
Gob: Let me ask you something, is this a business decision, or is it personal? 'Cause if it's business I'll go away happily. But if it's personal, I'll go away ... but I won't be happy.
Michael: ... It's personal.
Michael: Gob, what are you doing here? And why are you in your bath robe?
Gob: What's he doing here? And why is he in his bathing suit?
Buster: Mom dropped me off to spend some time with Michael.
Gob: To spend time with Michael? or to serve her own menopausal needs?
Michael: She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything.
Buster: Yeah... Mom's awesome... Maybe we should call her.
Lucille: Buster!
Buster: It's a bird!
Lucille: I know it's a bird. I'm on the phone!
Buster: It walked on my pillow!
George Michael: So I quit the play... I don't really like plays. Also, I think your dad thinks I'm gay.
Maeby: He thinks everyone's gay.
Tobias: I wish I could say the same for Steve Holt though. I don't know what the hell her problem is.
Michael: Her?
Tobias: Oh, I say that because I switched the parts. But it's still... eh... off. Perhaps! if she dressed like a woman.
Michael: She??
Tobias: Oh! for the love of god she's playing a woman!
Tobias: Okay everybody. Well we've lost the leading lady. But did you know that in Shakespeare's day, the women's roles were played by men? Fancy that. George-Michael, you know Steven's lines, yes?
George-Michael: Sort of.
Tobias: Fine, then you are my Benedict. And Steven Holt, where is Steven Holt?
Steve Holt: Steve Holt!
Maeby: I'm surprised you tried out for this.
George Michael: Yeah, I just love the theater.
Maeby: That's great. I'm just doing it to kiss Steve Holt.
George Michael: Actually I think I'm going to quit. Yeah. Theater's dead.
Maeby: ... But he's always going to be at football practice so I'm going to have to kiss the stand-in.
George Michael: But no. No. I love the theater, and I gave my word so I'm back in.
Narrator: Maeby was reaching out to a boy named Steve Holt, who was auditioning for the lead in the school play... Maeby decided to audition as well, looking for a chance to get closer to Steve.
Maeby: [auditioning] ... the occasion to kiss. [turns to director] And then we actually get to kiss, right?
Narrator: George-Michael also chose to audition, looking for a chance to get closer to his cousin, Maeby.
George Michael: [auditioning] ... I would kiss before I spoke. [to director] And then there's a kiss, right?
Director: Louder!
George Michael: AND THEN THERE'S A KISS, RIGHT?
