Burning Love Quotes
Tobias: My wife is humiliated. This is my chance to right the small wrong that I did.
Michael: You shot her in the ass with about four ounces of horse tranquilizer.
Tobias: I haven’t been the perfect husband ... yes, I admit that. But now is my chance to be a hero.
George, Sr.: This isn’t turning into the party hang out I hoped.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007Lindsay: And I’m going to see if I can get a wrench to strip my nuts. I, uh, tried to be sexy. It just... got away from me.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007 George Michael: Hey, I thought I heard something earlier. Like a wolf drowning.
Michael: I ... I think that was the house settling. Speaking of settling, how's Ann? I mean ... have you settled on an artist's work to burn yet?
Lindsay: Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free.
Lucille: Really? Did “nothing” cancel?
Gob: Smooth, Michael. Like her father's head, arms, legs and ass.
Michael: What are you talking about?
Gob: He's hairless, Michael. It's a condition.
George, Sr.: I tried to drink some of the water, and it was too hot and it tasted like soy sauce. I think the teriyaki chicken burst.
Michael: That’s why people typically don’t cook in these, or install them in attics.
Narrator: Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble," an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007
