Development Arrested Quotes
Narrator: On the next Arrested Development... Maeby pitches her family story idea to a Hollywood icon who says:
Ron Howard: No, I just don't see it as a TV series. Maybe a movie?
Narrator: It was Arrested Development.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 George Michael: I mean, I know it's wrong, you know, but my feelings are real even if it was a mistake.
Michael: Well, obviously, acting on those feelings is not an option. She's a blood relative.
George Michael: I know. I've seen the blood.
Michael: How long has this been going on?
George Michael: I don't know ... 53 weeks... I can't be around her with these feelings anymore, and that's why I'm not going to this party.
Michael: Keep in mind, we are building something that is not only for our kids, it's also for George Michael and Maeby's kids too.
George Michael: We can't have kids. What's the matter? What are you saying? It's not even an option really.
Michael: Eventually, you'll want to.
George Michael: Sure, I may want to, you know, now. It doesn't matter. Either way, I won't do anything about it. Come on!
Michael: Hey, are you scared of a monster?
George Michael: Kind of.
Narrator: It was the monster called lust, to which he had recently succumbed.
Gob: Looks like George Michael got his mom back today.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007Tobias: [showing Maeby's birth pictures] And here you are coming out of your mother's third base!
• Rating 4.8 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007 Tobias: I should call the Hot Cops and tell them to dress up as something more nautically themed. Hot sailors maybe. Or better yet, hot sea-
Michael: I like hot sailors.
Tobias: Mmmm, me too.
Lucille: (to strippers) Any of you boys know how to shovel coal?
Narrator: I'm not even going to tell you what they thought that meant.