Exit Strategy Quotes

Tobias Fünke

Saddam: You’ve got the wrong guy. The real Saddam has a scar on his head. I’m no scar. I’m o scar.
Michael: Oh my god.
Saddam: Dot com.

  • Vote for this Quote! • August 15th, 2007


G.O.B.: And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings. Queens. The King of Queens.

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Richard Shaw: But, I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you out.
Michael: Take us out?
Gob: Oh! I could really go for some Italian.
Hussein lookalike 1: There is an Olive Garden in Mamun.
Hussein lookalike 2: I think he means to shoot you in the head, but please, at least let him look at the air conditioning first.

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Buster: Let me go with you. I was trained by Army. I speak the language.
Michael: You speak Arabic?
Buster: La-ach-ha-tem.
Michael: What’s that mean?
Buster: No, I was just clearing my throat, but I think it actually does mean “laundry” but like a child’s laundry. We don’t really have a word for it.

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Richard Shaw: I’m sorry it took so long, but the Cheney Expressway was backed up all the way to Halliburton Drive.

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Tobias: Well, I am off to buy the perfect present. Maybe she’d [Maeby] like a suit like this.
Narrator: That is her suit.
Tobias: They probably don’t make it in a woman’s though.
Narrator: They only make it in a woman’s.

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Total Quotes: 6