Family Ties Quotes
G.O.B.: This is what happens when you steal from Frank’s stable without paying. You want to be her pimp? You got to settle up.
Michael: Pimp? You mean that she’s...
G.O.B.: A lady of the evening. Working girl. She turns illusions for money...
Narrator: And that’s when Michael recognized the voice.
G.O.B.: ... tricks.
Michael: Wait a minute.
G.O.B.: Don’t you do it! Ain’t nobody going to see what Frank look like!
Michael: Franklin is Frank?
Music: Mr. F!
Michael: You're her pimp?
Gob: Of course! But I understand, you didn't know. Maybe we can give him a family discount [winks at Franklin]
Michael: Family discount is right. This is the sister I was talking about.
Gob: Oh! Well. Maybe I should be getting a family discount... Oh my god.
Narrator: And Michael was getting an update on how his newest employee, Nellie, was working out.
Michael: [on the phone] Really? And all the guys like her, huh? That is, that is, that is great. Uh, you mean “away,” though, right? Because otherwise it sounds a little different, but, uh, that’s, uh, that’s outstanding. You forgot to say “away” again. But listen, let me call you back in a bit, okay? Bye. [To Lindsay] Nellie has blown them all away.
Michael: Gob, do you remember having a sister?
Gob: [looking at Lindsay] Sis-ter... no... not ringing any bells..
Michael: Besides Lindsay, of course.
Gob: Oh, Lindsay!
Michael: You might not be the most reliable source.
Michael: It's like we finish each other's...
Lindsay: Sandwiches?
Michael: Sentences. Why would I say...
Lindsay: Sandwiches?
Michael: That time I was going to say sandwiches.
