Good Grief Quotes
George Michael: Yeah? Wow.... He’s really gone! But you know, I think that if he was here right now, I would probably tell him that it all worked out. And that, um, I’ll be bringing you some salmon rolls right away. In heaven.
George, Sr.: [hiding upstairs, listening] How many times I got to tell this kid chicken wings?
Michael: It’s as Ann as the nose on Plain’s face.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007 George, Sr.: Is Oscar wearing my suit? Hey, you tell my brother you don’t wear dead man’s pants. Shame on him. And you say that to him. You say, you say, “Shame on you.”
George Michael: Okay.
George, Sr.: Say it to me like you’re going to say it to him.
George Michael: I’m probably not going to say it to him.
Tobias: Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. “I’m not going to cry about my Pa. I’m going to build an airport - put my name on it.” Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? You can keep them bottled up, Michael, but they will come out sometimes in the most unexpected... Hey, where the [bleep] are my hard boiled eggs!?!?!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007Lindsay: I know! You know, it’s funny, all those years when I pretended to cry I used to use Dad’s death to get me going. I tried it with Mom’s but I’d just end up smiling and ruining it.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007 Michael: Why make him hide? Why do to him what... Why do to him what Dad used to do to me?
Lindsay: He was so amazing!
Michael: That was actually an example of how not so amazing he was.
Michael: I think George Michael is hiding Ann in the attic.
Lindsay: From who, the Nazis?
Lucille: What are you doing home?
Buster: The Army had half a day.
Maeby: Is there any way I can divorce them?
Barry: Oh, sure. It’s called emancipation. But you’ve got to prove that you’re living in an unstable environment.
Maeby: Both my parents are trying to have affairs. Of course they haven’t succeeded yet.
Gob: And I’m halfway to getting out of this office and into a steaming bowl of soup.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007
